20100714

I am obliterated by a meteor while waiting in an interminable queue at Sainsburys.

20100616

A character from a book begins to appear in other books spreading like a virus through all literature, reducing them to banality.

20091205

Doorways and windows that look into other worlds. If you stare to long they start to multiple. Two old men both claiming to be God working against one another and unknowingly for a third man. When the third man meets the other two, they begin worshipping him.

This turns him into a THE KRACKLE - a white suited younger man who starts to destroy the world by cracking things like eggs. The two men realised how foolish they've been and help me save the world with EGG GLUE.

20090627

My dinner is stolen by wrestlers from Pro Wrestling NOAH.

20090505

Living in different flat (1st floor) in a different town (Southampton? Rugby? Cheltenham?). Someone steals carpet tiles from my flat while I'm asleep. I go outside and find police roadblocks.

20081124

Fighting monsters in Spalding with assistance of REAL HAZARD. Get hit in the back with a stick. Wake up with a really painful back.

20081123

Back at school being made to take A-Levels in all the subjects I'd dropped before GCSEs. It ends when I realised I was 33 years old and so didn't have to put up with this shit anymore.